Would you like to go halves on a bastard…???
Do you have any Irish in you…??? Would you like some…????
Oh god, chat up lines are so shit…..!!! Do they ever work..???
i've got a few "would you care for a nice massage?
" lately... and guys i have to tell you... it's not working!!!.
/newby.
Would you like to go halves on a bastard…???
Do you have any Irish in you…??? Would you like some…????
Oh god, chat up lines are so shit…..!!! Do they ever work..???
i'll start:.
garden of eden.
one naked lady allows a talking snake to get her to eat an apple that god made.
Just think what that freak did with those foreskins.
Wow. What a damned pervert.Yeah… Maybe he sat there counting them like Ebenezer Scrooge…..
i'll start:.
garden of eden.
one naked lady allows a talking snake to get her to eat an apple that god made.
One of my favourite stories is how thick Samson was with his wife.
But I will have to go with the story of David and how he purchased as a bride the daughter of Saul and it cost him the grand price of 200 Philistine foreskins…… Bargain..!!! You imagine, the battle is over and David says.. “right you lot, go around all of the corpses and cut off the end of their cock because I wish to buy something with them…” And I wonder who got the job of counting how many there were..??
So this might be why people say you should wash your hands after handling money…..
why did man need to be instructed that "beastility" is wrong?.
did "primitive man" have no instinct?.
did "primitive man" have no conscience?.
Did Nephilim mate with Animals, too?
I think that the evidence of the fallen angles mating with animals is obvious. This is where the dinosaurs came from. They would have been normal size before that but like the result with humans and the Nephilim offspring that was the result of the relations with the daughters of men, and how they became giants, this also happened with the fallen angles relations with creatures in the animal kingdom, and that is why god had to destroy that ancient world, because these fearsome beasts were ruining the world along with the offspring of the daughters of men. See it all makes sense now doesn’t it….??
It wouldn’t surprise me that someone somewhere in the world believes the above comment……
how do you read?
q 7. what can we encourage those who have strayed from the flock to do?.
106:13) it may be helpful to remind an inactive one that "the faithful and discreet slave" is dispensing excellent spiritual food.
I'd be really interested to know how many on here get a 'shepherding visit' now that they've actually studied it.
I’ve already had one. Two pioneer sisters came around. I told them what I thought. Now waiting for the elders. Can’t wait…..!!!
Great comments BTW Mary... Splendid job
Does anyone else find it interesting that we can start a conversation about knitting and watchtowers and people think of sex? lol I think that reveals a few things. . .
That I have some kind of theocratic knitwear fetish that I didn’t know about…….????
Ah ok, well yes knitting is a very productive way to spend time but i had something different in mind........................... Bible study.
Or you could always have lots of sex. That's a better plan surely..?
i know i am an old fart and a pedant,but things spelled incorrectly stand out, like copy of c.o.c in a kingdom hall library.. i don't think it matters too much say,posting on here,or in life generally,so many people make mistakes,but i do think it detracts from your credibility and your message in important stuff i.e a d.a letter for example,any excuse and dub's will ignore what you say.. so,is it not worth checking?
one word that many on here have a problem with is apostasy,often putting a c where the last s should be.. is having a problem with this word a true example of irony?.
love.
"Well you kind of prove my point Jim."
Really? I didn't think so.
Oh come on Jim. Don’t be modest. Credit where credit is due. You proved it splendidly.
all they can do is resort to name-calling (isn't that in violation of posting guideline #1, below?).
Awe Jim…!! I’m sorry…!! Never mind….. at least you understood what I wrote that time….
But don't worry about me violating guideline #1. I'll just say that it was a misunderstanding due to a spelling error. They'll believe that surly...??
i know many people, witnesses and nonjws that truly believe that if they prayed to god, he would hear their entreaty and perform some miracle and grant their wishes.. did you believe in the power of prayer?.
No I never did. I could never work out how the whole process worked. You would pray to god and he would hear you but it was not his time to act so he couldn’t directly answer your prayers, but in some small ways he did (or some kind of reasoning just as vague)
Rather than pray I used to read, which as it happens is why I left. I learned too many things about them and then saw through it all. So my prayers were answered, even though I didn’t pray. May the lord be prised…!!
i know i am an old fart and a pedant,but things spelled incorrectly stand out, like copy of c.o.c in a kingdom hall library.. i don't think it matters too much say,posting on here,or in life generally,so many people make mistakes,but i do think it detracts from your credibility and your message in important stuff i.e a d.a letter for example,any excuse and dub's will ignore what you say.. so,is it not worth checking?
one word that many on here have a problem with is apostasy,often putting a c where the last s should be.. is having a problem with this word a true example of irony?.
love.
Well you kind of prove my point Jim. You knew (because of context) exactly the word that I was using. It is obvious which one of the two words that I was referring to. One word would fit and the other wouldn’t, so what I wished to say was communicated perfectly, although it was tainted by the error of spelling, and that is all… The importance of that error makes no real difference, apart from the point of snobbery as previously stated…